Having perfected the art of handcrafting period-authentic lighting fixtures and hardware, we were restless for a new way to serve our customers. We thought: Since we already help people rejuvenate their houses, why not help them rejuvenate their spirits!
Offering spa services seemed a natural step. ”We take lights and make them feel like new again,” says Rejuvenation’s PR person, Nicole Curcio, “it can’t be that hard to do the same thing for people.”
Some of our exclusive new services include:
Lacquering: Better than a spray tan. When we say you'll come out bronzed, we mean it!
Light Therapy: For the treatment of SAD, mad, weirdly glad, and trouble reading because it's too dark.
Lots of options for light therapy.
The Bubble Wrap: First we wrap you in bubble wrap. Then we place you atop a pile of boxes and go about our business, leaving you to sweat it out. Demons, toxins, clautrophobic tendencies -- you name it, this will release it!
Hand Burnishing: With steel wool and a fine cloth we buff you to bring out your natural highlights.
Craftsmanicure: Let one of our master craftsmen treat your hands with the same kind of loving attention they bring to our fixtures.
A final touch...
our hand-signed card
Rejuvenation Classic American Lighting, House Parts, and Day Spa
Is there a discount for the whole package? It’s been a rough year.
This is perfect!! Now we can serve all those previously wayward customer calls. I’m assuming our employee discount applies.
Seems like it’s been a long winter in Portland:)
Just as long as I can have the same guarantee of quality results, I’m in for a month!!!!
If we change our minds about the people who received the services, do you provide a box and shipping label so we can send ‘em back to you?